That's the title of this intriguing article, which pointed me on to this more intruiging website. I never knew that so many people shared my loathing of the terrifying font (although if Blogger let you use Comic Sans, I would definitely be applying it here because I can't resist a good heaped spoonful of irony).
You can buy mugs and t-shirts with the "ban Comic Sans" slogan, and they're even making an anti-Comic Sans documentary. Wow. Now heed this warning: