Thursday, 27 May 2010

Ultimate Twister Destiny Duels #5

I think it's high time for the fifth in the series of Ultimate Twister Destiny Duels; the competition that pits two unlikely personages against each other in a no-holds-barred game of Twister.

Today, brace yourselves for an epic match between...

















Bananaman!

and...

























Superted!

In this clash of the animated titans, who will emerge the victor?

Both competitors share some traits, for example, the fact that they are both superheroes, and that they wear similar costumes. We have to deal with a few unknown quantities that make it hard to predict how they will fare. For instance, who is the strongest? Who has the most determination? Do either of them have a weakness? The answers will only be revealed as these two stallions lock horns.

What about weapons? Well, the B-man has an arsenal that could be particularly devastating on the Twister mat: an array of banana skins. Should these come into play, our furry friend might have a tough time staying upright. Superted, it seems, is actually weaponless (though a die-hard fan might correct me). He does have an acne-plagued friend, but outside interference would constitute a foul, and immediate forfeit.

So it seems that the Bananameister has the upper hand, but lets not underestimate his potential to be a bit of a goon. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised to see him come a cropper due to some unwarranted showmanship. He strikes me as the arrogant type, and likely to be over-confident. Superted, however, knows his limits.

Either way it'll be a close fought battle. Will Bananaman end up in a fruit salad? Or is the ted going to get stuffed? I'm reserving my judgment for now.

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