Friday, 18 September 2009
The Significance of the Cross
Forget propitiation, adoption and all that boring stuff. What you really need to experience the wonder of the cross is your own cross-shaped item of jewelry! This "spiritual accessory" is guaranteed to bring you closer to God. Not convinced? But it's got AUSTRIAN CRYSTAL!!! And after only saying the Lord's prayer several hundred times it's easy to forget it, so it'd be really useful to have it written in tiny letters on a big bling cross for you to wear round your neck. And it's in the traditional "thy" form so it's extra holy.
Aaargh. And what was up with that music?