How often does this happen to you...?
You're sitting at your PC/laptop thinking, "ah, what shall I blog about now... gender? Evolution? Eschatology? Evangelism?" when a greasy pigeon suddenly ploughs into your window with a horrendous thud that brings you uncomfortably close to wetting yourself.
The bird hit the glass with such force that it will probably not survive. Or at the least it will have a splitting headache.
Is God sad when a pigeon dies?